Pirates talking trash!

by McAveler
(craft ideas for kids)

Hello,

McAveler here. Some of you probably already know that I appear on lots of pages on this website. When my little sister Mimi told me that there was a brand new Pirate Talk Forum, I "jumped" (some of you will know what that means) at the chance to be first to post my funny pirate talk stories.

Actually, they are pirate talk jokes. And I think they are funny. When I tell them to Chico Chihuahua, he growls and rolls on the floor and rolls his eyes. I'm pretty sure that means he really likes them too. What do you think?

Post your funniest, clean pirate talk on the forum and let's see whose is funniest. But keep it clean or they won't make it onto the forum web page. My sister Mimi is a brutal editor! Well, here they be!

Why be it that lil' pirates canna' enter the pirate movie?

Fer tis' rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!


Why be it that lil' pirates canna' enter the pirate movie alone?

Fer parrot-al consent be required!


Why be it that ye lil' squiffies ne'er, no nay ne'er, best be talkin' to pirates?

Fer they allus wants ta ARRRRRRRRGUE wit' ye!


How much will ye be chargin' me for to pierce me EEEEERRRSS, asks the pirate bucaneer?

Fer a brudda pirate? Only a buck an ear, says the barber!


Why fer did me matey refuse ta say "Aye, aye" to me captain?

Fer me captain only ha' but one aye!


Avast, wha' be yon fearsome creature wi' 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 ayes?

ARRRRRRRRRGH, a dozen pirates it be!